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Gaiaa v Idiot Savant
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accused of being a public nuisance
Terrdi, Day 12 of Summer 533
° You are being summoned to court.
° You will not be able to speak in the courtroom until asked to by the Judge.
° Please wait while the jury is summoned.
Gaiaa whispers: LOLZA
Gaiaa whispers: idiot please blow your horn
Gaiaa whispers: idiot please blow your horn
* Puddleby Court is now in session.
* Gaiaa v Idiot Savant,
accused of being a public nuiscance.
Gaiaa whispers: time
Idiot Savant whispers: It feels like it's 10:05 am on Terrdi, Day 12 of Summer.
Gaiaa whispers: idiot count to ten
Idiot Savant whispers: wa tuh tee fo fy sis sebbe ey ny teng!
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa whispers: hehehehe
Gaiaa whispers: idiot count to 3
Gaiaa whispers: idiot count to ten
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: you stupid savant!
Commander Nate: We can do some damage!
Bellafae: Greetings, and welcome to the Puddleby Courthouse.
Gaiaa whispers: Heyas, friends.
Bellafae: Gaiaa and Idiot Savant, you will only speak when asked to by Judge Haengemie.
Gaiaa whispers: lolza!
Gaiaa whispers: time
Bellafae: Speak during your turn only, and do not talk above each other.
Gaiaa whispers: hiyas Afrit!
Bellafae: Jurors, while in the courtroom, you can whisper among yourselves.
Bellafae: You'll be able to speak normally in the deliberation room.
Bellafae: After he comes in the Judge will explain each phase of the procedings, as they come up.
Gaiaa dances and chants.
Bellafae yells: All rise.
Bellafae yells: This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
Gaiaa whispers: hi natey
Haengemie: Thank you, you may be seated...
Gaiaa whispers: Can ya hear me nate?
Gaiaa whispers: can ya hear me now?
Haengemie: This trial is to settle the matter wherein Gaiaa has accused Idiot Savant of being a public nuiscance.
Gaiaa whispers: sorry, i dont have any coins to bribe you with
Haengemie: The trial will be conducted as follows:
Gaiaa whispers: :)
Haengemie: Gaiaa will be allowed 60 seconds to state the complaint and facts pertinant to the case.
Gaiaa whispers: lolza
Haengemie: After that, Idiot Savant will have 60 seconds to state a defense.
Gaiaa whispers: idiot itme
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Haengemie: Gaiaa will then have 90 seconds for rebuttal and closing arguments...
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: idiot time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Gaiaa whispers: time
Elenis Reyav hands you 5 coins.
Gaiaa whispers: pong to you!
Haengemie: ...followed by Idiot Savant's 90 seconds of closing statements.
Haengemie: After we have heard the case, the jury will adjourn to vote on a verdict.
Gaiaa whispers: LOLZA
Gaiaa whispers: Heyas Friends!
Haengemie: If, during the presentation of the case, either party wishes to conclude early,...
Gaiaa whispers: lolza
Idiot Savant whispers: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
Haengemie: ...they my do so by saying the single word...
Haengemie: done
Haengemie: Now then...
Haengemie: Gaiaa, you have 60 seconds to speak.
Gaiaa: Idiot Savant is a public nuisance!
Gaiaa whispers: He plagues our main town with anoyance, such as drooling and counting in queer ways!
Gaiaa: He is definetly a exile like us all...
UndertowII is sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa: ...but a strange one at that!
Gaiaa: His innert sense to "feel the time" is inexcusable!
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
Gaiaa: His random "horn blowings" anoy us all!
Gaiaa: This fiend should be jailed!
Haengemie: Thank you, Gaiaa
Gaiaa: He is a MENACE to society!
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Gaiaa.
Idiot Savant: It feels like it's 10:31 am on Terrdi, Day 12 of Summer.
\Action: Idiot Savant is a halfling.
\Action: Idiot Savant is an idiot savant.
\Action: Idiot Savant shows his horn, and plays it if someone asks him.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around, confused.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
Idiot Savant: d..dun?
Idiot Savant: dung
\Action: Idiot Savant frowns.
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
Haengemie: Gaiaa, you have 90 seconds to speak.
Gaiaa: Idiot Savant, this poor uneducated menance to society should be locked up so he can not harm our children!
Gaiaa: He and his random horn blowing have woken up half the town!
Gaiaa: I know of your displisure with this case...
Gaiaa: ...but I think he is just a tool of the public!
Gaiaa: My opponet just romp around town getting praise by all for doing nothing!
Gaiaa: He is a real fiend too!
Gaiaa: Just the other day! I saw him drooling publicly and sleeping in our town!
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
Gaiaa: This... this... HALFLING should be jailed and be educated to reenter society
Gaiaa: ...Blade X is a whore. =P
Haengemie: Thank you, Gaiaa
Gaiaa: BLADE X IS A WHORE
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks at Gaiaa, confused.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
\Action: Idiot Savant shows everyone his pretty blue stones, and his pretty orange stone.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
\Action: Idiot Savant shows everyone his club, unused.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and shrugs.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Bellafae ponders: Frivolous. Max jail time. If there is a god...
\Action: Idiot Savant wipes his nose on his sleeve.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
\Action: Idiot Savant shrugs again and looks helpless.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Idiot Savant: dung?
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
\Action: Idiot Savant struggles to say the word.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Idiot Savant: dun!
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Haengemie: Jury, you will adjourn to a private chamber where you will vote on a verdict.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Haengemie: Once there, you may discuss the case then tell the verdict collector "guilty", "innocent" or "frivilous".
Haengemie: You will have 3 minutes to vote. Not-voting is the same as voting "innocent."
\Action: Idiot Savant looks unhappily at poor Gaiaa.
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is no longer sharing experiences with you.
Gaiaa is sharing experiences with you.
You gave good karma to Gaiaa in the hopes that you'll be more careful with runes next time
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
Haengemie: Gaiaa this court has found your case frivolous.
Haengemie: Jury, this court finds Gaiaa guilty of a crime against our citizenry.
Haengemie: You will now adjourn to recommend a sentance.
Haengemie: You will each be given two votes, and choices of jail times and/or fines.
Gaiaa: aaaah crap
Gaiaa: =\
Haengemie: You can use both of your votes for jail time, both for fines, one for each...
Gaiaa: so was it frivilous or what?
Gaiaa yells: Pong to you!
Haengemie: ...one or both for "no sentence" or any combination you choose.
Gaiaa: time
Haengemie: This court will review your recommendation as the SUM-TOTAL of your two votes.
\Action: Idiot Savant blinks.
Haengemie: You will have 2 minutes to make your recommendation.
Haengemie: Not-voting, with either or both of your votes, is the same as a recommendation of "no sentence".
\Action: Idiot Savant sits on the floor, looking tired.
Commander Nate: Sixty minutes is max
\Action: Commander Nate smiles
Dizzle: but i seen somebody get 80
\Action: Elenis Reyav nods
Commander Nate: If everyone says 60 she gets more
Commander Nate: I think....
\Action: Don Respects Elenis Reyav's decition.
Dizzle: ahh
Dizzle: sounds right
\Action: Elenis Reyav hopes all these people will help in teh Abyss once this case is over.
Commander Nate: Ouch
\Action: Elenis Reyav hopes all these people will help in the Abyss once this case is over.
Commander Nate: coins hurt
Don: Gaiaa, why do you not like Idiot?
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
\Action: Idiot Savant stands back up.
Gaiaa gestures and makes odd marks on the ground.
Haengemie: Gaiaa, you are hereby sentenced to spend 54 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
Haengemie: and fined 166 coins.
Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
Haengemie yells: This court is adjourned.
Bellafae: Idiot Savant, you are free to go.
Bellafae: Gaiaa, you'll be going to jail to serve your sentence, now.
* You can now speak more normally.
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