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TheRanger v Idiot Savant
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accused of mimicking handicapped persons
Sombdi, Day 77 of Spring 533
° You are being summoned to court.
° You will not be able to speak in the courtroom until asked to by the Judge.
° Please wait while the jury is summoned.
* Puddleby Court is now in session.
* TheRanger v Idiot Savant,
accused of mimicing handicapped persons.
Idiot Savant whispers: Idiot Savant blinks in confusion.
Bellafae: Greetings, and welcome to the Puddleby Courthouse.
Bellafae: TheRanger and Idiot Savant, you will only speak when asked to by Judge Haengemie.
Bellafae: Speak during your turn only, and do not talk above each other.
Bellafae: Jurors, while in the courtroom, you can whisper among yourselves.
Bellafae: You'll be able to speak normally in the deliberation room.
Bellafae: After he comes in the Judge will explain each phase of the procedings, as they come up.
Bellafae yells: All rise.
Bellafae yells: This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
Haengemie: Thank you, you may be seated...
Haengemie: This trial is to settle the matter wherein TheRanger has accused Idiot Savant of mimicing handicapped persons.
Haengemie: The trial will be conducted as follows:
Haengemie: TheRanger will be allowed 60 seconds to state the complaint and facts pertinant to the case.
Haengemie: After that, Idiot Savant will have 60 seconds to state a defense.
Haengemie: TheRanger will then have 90 seconds for rebuttal and closing arguments...
Haengemie: ...followed by Idiot Savant's 90 seconds of closing statements.
Haengemie: After we have heard the case, the jury will adjourn to vote on a verdict.
Haengemie: If, during the presentation of the case, either party wishes to conclude early,...
Haengemie: ...they my do so by saying the single word...
Haengemie: done
Haengemie: Now then...
Haengemie: TheRanger, you have 60 seconds to speak.
TheRanger: To start off I would like to bring up the trial of Peoples vs Disney Studios for Mr.Magoo. (entire case ooc)
TheRanger: We must think about this, Mr Magoo was intended for humor and fun
TheRanger: I can agree the same goes for IdiotSavant \
TheRanger: but he puts emphasis on the characteristics of invalids, etc
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
TheRanger: and could have chosen a normal name for roleplaying
Haengemie: Thank you, TheRanger
TheRanger: but he choose IdiotSavant
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks around, at Puddleby.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks confused by "OOC".
\Action: Idiot Savant is an idiot savant.
\Action: Idiot Savant is a halfling.
\Action: Idiot Savant blinks.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks confused again.
\Action: Idiot Savant shrugs and sits down.
Idiot Savant: dung
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
\Action: Idiot Savant looks frustrated.
Idiot Savant: dun
\Action: Idiot Savant frowns.
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
Haengemie: TheRanger, you have 90 seconds to speak.
TheRanger: if IdiotSavant wished to roleplay one, he could have chosen a regular, or odd name.
TheRanger: We must remember what the trial is about
TheRanger: whether he is mimicing persons of troubles
TheRanger: it i obvious he is guilty oof this
TheRanger: I am not asking for punishment
TheRanger: just the noticing of this rude behavior by the owner
TheRanger: at least to change his name
TheRanger: done
Haengemie: Thank you, TheRanger
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks at Bellafae, the Bailiff, and Clera, the Clerk.
\Action: Idiot Savant makes marsh sounds and mimics Crazy Hermit.
\Action: Idiot Savant makes a log motion and imitates Builder.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks at himself.
\Action: Idiot Savant is an idiot savant.
\Action: Idiot Savant gestures helplessly.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks confused by "OOC" still.
\Action: Idiot Savant is himself.
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
\Action: Idiot Savant struggles to say "done".
Idiot Savant: dung
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
Haengemie: Jury, you will adjourn to a private chamber where you will vote on a verdict.
Haengemie: Once there, you may discuss the case then tell the verdict collector "guilty", "innocent" or "frivilous".
Haengemie: You will have 3 minutes to vote. Not-voting is the same as voting "innocent."
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
Haengemie: TheRanger this court has found your case frivolous.
Haengemie: Jury, this court finds TheRanger guilty of a crime against our citizenry.
Haengemie: You will now adjourn to recommend a sentance.
Haengemie: You will each be given two votes, and choices of jail times and/or fines.
Haengemie: You can use both of your votes for jail time, both for fines, one for each...
Haengemie: ...one or both for "no sentence" or any combination you choose.
Haengemie: This court will review your recommendation as the SUM-TOTAL of your two votes.
Haengemie: You will have 2 minutes to make your recommendation.
Haengemie: Not-voting, with either or both of your votes, is the same as a recommendation of "no sentence".
Happy Jack: hehe
Happy Jack: I WANTED 80 minutes
Blur: he is screwed
Happy Jack: yes, he is
Blur: hi devil hi wrath
\Action: Babajaga waves
Blur: Hi Viagra!!!
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
Haengemie: TheRanger, you are hereby sentenced to spend 55 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
Haengemie: and fined 166 coins.
Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
Haengemie yells: This court is adjourned.
Bellafae: Idiot Savant, you are free to go.
Bellafae: TheRanger, you'll be going to jail to serve your sentence, now.
* You can now speak more normally.
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