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Heat v Idiot Savant
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accused of being an idiot
Fordi, Day 76 of Spring 533
° You are being summoned to court.
° You will not be able to speak in the courtroom until asked to by the Judge.
° Please wait while the jury is summoned.
* Puddleby Court is now in session.
* Heat v Idiot Savant,
accused of being an idiot.
Heat whispers: idiot come on
Heat whispers: well?
Heat whispers: where's the jury?
Bellafae: Greetings, and welcome to the Puddleby Courthouse.
Bellafae: Heat and Idiot Savant, you will only speak when asked to by Judge Haengemie.
Bellafae: Speak during your turn only, and do not talk above each other.
Bellafae: Jurors, while in the courtroom, you can whisper among yourselves.
Bellafae: You'll be able to speak normally in the deliberation room.
Bellafae: After he comes in the Judge will explain each phase of the procedings, as they come up.
Bellafae yells: All rise.
Bellafae yells: This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
Haengemie: Thank you, you may be seated...
Haengemie: This trial is to settle the matter wherein Heat has accused Idiot Savant of being an idiot.
Haengemie: The trial will be conducted as follows:
Haengemie: Heat will be allowed 60 seconds to state the complaint and facts pertinant to the case.
Haengemie: After that, Idiot Savant will have 60 seconds to state a defense.
Heat whispers: HE IS A [#*$%]ING DUMB[@^$]
Haengemie: Heat will then have 90 seconds for rebuttal and closing arguments...
Heat whispers: WE WILL KILL HIM!
Haengemie: ...followed by Idiot Savant's 90 seconds of closing statements.
Haengemie: After we have heard the case, the jury will adjourn to vote on a verdict.
Haengemie: If, during the presentation of the case, either party wishes to conclude early,...
Haengemie: ...they my do so by saying the single word...
Haengemie: done
Haengemie: Now then...
Haengemie: Heat, you have 60 seconds to speak.
Heat: He drooled on me!
Heat: I HATED IT
Heat: IT RUINED MY CLOTHES!
Heat: Put his naked but in jail!
Heat: anyways i want him to stop drooling on me
Heat: done
Haengemie: Thank you, Heat
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Force gave him.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Chum gave him.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Maenygh gave him.
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Force.
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Maenygh.
Haengemie: Heat, you have 90 seconds to speak.
Heat: why?
Heat: lol
Heat: he is dumb
Heat: done
Haengemie: Thank you, Heat
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
\Action: Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins Elenis Reyav gave him.
Idiot Savant ponders: It feels like it's 2:40 pm on Fordi, Day 76 of Spring.
\Action: Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins Azreal gave him.
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
Haengemie: Jury, you will adjourn to a private chamber where you will vote on a verdict.
Haengemie: Once there, you may discuss the case then tell the verdict collector "guilty", "innocent" or "frivilous".
Haengemie: You will have 3 minutes to vote. Not-voting is the same as voting "innocent."
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Maenygh gave him.
\Action: Idiot Savant mumbles.
\Action: Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins Elenis Reyav gave him.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
Haengemie: Heat this court has found your case frivolous.
Haengemie: Jury, this court finds Heat guilty of a crime against our citizenry.
Haengemie: You will now adjourn to recommend a sentance.
Haengemie: You will each be given two votes, and choices of jail times and/or fines.
Idiot Savant: It feels like it's 3:02 pm on Fordi, Day 76 of Spring.
Haengemie: You can use both of your votes for jail time, both for fines, one for each...
Haengemie: ...one or both for "no sentence" or any combination you choose.
Haengemie: This court will review your recommendation as the SUM-TOTAL of your two votes.
Haengemie: You will have 2 minutes to make your recommendation.
Haengemie: Not-voting, with either or both of your votes, is the same as a recommendation of "no sentence".
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin Maenygh gave him.
\Action: Idiot Savant babbles about the end of the world.
Azreal: *gasp*
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
Bizob: he's smarter than he looks
Bizob: heh
Azreal ponders: idiot is adorable
\Action: Entil'Zha has to laugh
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
Haengemie: Heat, you are hereby sentenced to spend 50 minutes in the Puddleby jail,
Haengemie: and fined 166 coins.
Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
Haengemie yells: This court is adjourned.
Bellafae: Idiot Savant, you are free to go.
Bellafae: Heat, you'll be going to jail to serve your sentence, now.
* You can now speak more normally.
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