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Mr Hippo v Idiot Savant
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accused of being a healer and not healing
Fordi, Day 83 of Spring 533
°You are being summoned to court.
° You will not be able to speak in the courtroom until asked to by the Judge.
° Please wait while the jury is summoned.
* Puddleby Court is now in session.
* Mr Hippo v Idiot Savant,
accused of hes a healer and he dosent heal!.
Bellafae: Greetings, and welcome to the Puddleby Courthouse.
Bellafae: Mr Hippo and Idiot Savant, you will only speak when asked to by Judge Haengemie.
Bellafae: Speak during your turn only, and do not talk above each other.
Bellafae: Jurors, while in the courtroom, you can whisper among yourselves.
Bellafae: You'll be able to speak normally in the deliberation room.
Bellafae: After he comes in the Judge will explain each phase of the procedings, as they come up.
Bellafae yells: All rise.
Bellafae yells: This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge Haengemie presiding.
Haengemie: Thank you, you may be seated...
Haengemie: This trial is to settle the matter wherein Mr Hippo has accused Idiot Savant of hes a healer and he dosent heal!.
Haengemie: The trial will be conducted as follows:
Haengemie: Mr Hippo will be allowed 60 seconds to state the complaint and facts pertinant to the case.
Haengemie: After that, Idiot Savant will have 60 seconds to state a defense.
Haengemie: Mr Hippo will then have 90 seconds for rebuttal and closing arguments...
Haengemie: ...followed by Idiot Savant's 90 seconds of closing statements.
Haengemie: After we have heard the case, the jury will adjourn to vote on a verdict.
Haengemie: If, during the presentation of the case, either party wishes to conclude early,...
Haengemie: ...they my do so by saying the single word...
Haengemie: done
Haengemie: Now then...
Haengemie: Mr Hippo, you have 60 seconds to speak.
Mr Hippo: idiot savant is a fraud! he dosent heal anyone that comes near him 99% of the time.
Mr Hippo: ppl give him large amount of sums and shares and still he dosent even thank!
Mr Hippo: i think idiot savant should heal every hurt person that comes near him!
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
Haengemie: Thank you, Mr Hippo
Mr Hippo: if not i dont know what he does ither than tell the time for a living
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 60 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks around for his friend Solome.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for West.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Dizzle.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Vagile.
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for West.
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
Haengemie: Mr Hippo, you have 90 seconds to speak.
Haengemie: Mr Hippo, you have 90 seconds to speak.
Mr Hippo: ladies and gentelmen of the jury please vote guilty of fraud!
Mr Hippo: what has he done for u ither than die and tell u the time?
Mr Hippo: and showing off his sparkly shiny dazzling horn
Mr Hippo: done
Haengemie: Thank you, Mr Hippo
Haengemie: Idiot Savant, you have 90 seconds to speak.
\Action: Idiot Savant giggles happily and plays with the pretty coins West gave him.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles at the shiny coin West gave him.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Mr Hippo.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles and looks around for Vagile.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
\Action: Idiot Savant looks a little bit lonely for a moment.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
\Action: Idiot Savant smiles happily.
\Action: Idiot Savant wipes his nose on his sleeve.
Haengemie: 10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"...
Haengemie: Thank you, Idiot Savant
Haengemie: Jury, you will adjourn to a private chamber where you will vote on a verdict.
Haengemie: Once there, you may discuss the case then tell the verdict collector "guilty", "innocent" or "frivilous".
Haengemie: You will have 3 minutes to vote. Not-voting is the same as voting "innocent."
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's verdict.
Haengemie: Mr Hippo this court has found your case frivolous.
\Action: Idiot Savant makes an odd ticking sound in the back of his throat.
Haengemie: Jury, this court finds Mr Hippo guilty of a crime against our citizenry.
Haengemie: You will now adjourn to recommend a sentance.
Haengemie: You will each be given two votes, and choices of jail times and/or fines.
Idiot Savant: It feels like it's 4:55 pm on Fordi, Day 83 of Spring.
Haengemie: You can use both of your votes for jail time, both for fines, one for each...
Haengemie: ...one or both for "no sentence" or any combination you choose.
Haengemie: This court will review your recommendation as the SUM-TOTAL of your two votes.
Haengemie: You will have 2 minutes to make your recommendation.
Haengemie: Not-voting, with either or both of your votes, is the same as a recommendation of "no sentence".
Bellafae hands Haengemie the jury's sentencing recommendation.
Haengemie: Mr Hippo, you are hereby sentenced to spend 6 minutes in the Puddleby jail.
Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
Haengemie yells: This court is adjourned.
Bellafae: Idiot Savant, you are free to go.
Bellafae: Mr Hippo, you'll be going to jail to serve your sentence, now.
* You can now speak more normally.
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